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09.06.2025 07:18

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
The dancing monk: Why mature people don’t chase total control - Big Think
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No way
What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
No go.
RFK Jr. Is Opening the Alternative Medicine Floodgates - Gizmodo
Still no good
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Crypto Bros Celebrate Themselves at Bitcoin’s Most MAGA Convention Yet - Rolling Stone
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids